This place can burn to the ground. But I still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all mysticjeanie that might be my favorite comment Ive gotten on this article. Let us all be a little more educated and agree that there are many different immigrant groups and other factors that have shaped what Miami is today. // 3. But thats big cities for you. Then leave. else output += unescape(l[i]); I guess what im trying to say here forget about it!let people think what they want, let them do what they do best, talk without keeping an open mind and as the Cubans say, deja que te revales hmmm? I just wish it was more culturally diverse, as when I grew up in the north, because culture allows one to grow as a person, diversity in any city is very important. terriza Corruption is everywhere! There are so many people that you would be super quickly exhausted if you were especially nice to everyone. or phone no +2348154791124 or add on WhatsApp.com. In my country they would have get reported after 5-10min by some law abiden person. What defines you ??? 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And again, Miami is pretty much a latin country! Sometimes you have to leave and live somewhere else to realize these things. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Web1100 S Miami Ave #1810 is a 1,165 square foot condo with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. Their Football team sucks. In all honestly, Miami is its own kind of animal that does not resemble anything close to the rest of the country, which is great, but hard to get used to if youre not from here. Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. says: The article is hilarious and not meant to be taken as statistical data. 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However in terms of employment - yes - typically employers underpay their workers and demand twice the work (if youre lucky to find a job, and if you do, you wont be paid fairly).Typically you will find jobs in the fine dining or hospitality industry - unless you are a really attractive stripper then you will make lots of cash here. Thats hard. else output += unescape(l[i]); 6. //]]> Jeesh Erick, that run on sentence.. Sara var l=new Array(); says: haha Funny to see those who got offended, obviously they took it personal. THATS a general complaint in Miami and people (even natives), have to get out of here to northern to find for better opportunities. You over-educate yourself for the jobs that actually exist in your part of the country, so then you have to move to where the jobs are. Matt, also it sounds like the people you know just simply dont like hispanics or feel uncomfortable by the vast majority of hispanics in this area- look- my statement is one simply based on status which greatly overrides race in the context and ecosystem of Miami Beach. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I say after rescuing my family and friends still stuck there familynuke the place and start over. All this article and its consenting replies shows is the frustration of people who never accomplished anything in their lives and are envious of the carefree and happy lifestyle that is associated with Miami and its people. NYC isn't bad. The only thing Ill dispute with Matt is still he prefers Miami over Los Angeles and Newport Beach. Hot and Nice Bori If youre well-educated, you will find a great job in Miami. When you understand that we are all citizens of the world , youll understand we all live in the same god damn planet , and besides all apparent differences, we are just like each other and we need each other. You have to drive like a maniac to survive Everyone in Miami knows the slowest way to get from Point A to Point B is by following all the traffic laws. Like he said, he was going to do something that will make him reset his love and affection for me just as it has always been. There is no opportunity in Miami unless you aspire to work in the service industry (which I do not). //]]> And just to fill you in I have all kinds of friends from all kinds of ethnicity & love and consider them family, and have family of other ethnicity and we all respect and love each other!!! I thought I was about to live out a dream when I saw the sign that reads Entering Miami-Dade County, boy was I wrong. // helen moore Far too many people in Miami have been in the U.S. for over 10 years and they are still functionally illiterate in the English language. People in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California understand that it is in their best interest to learn English. Most of the people that live here are bilingual to a good extent. Talking about transplants, immigrants are the transplants not the Americans that live here and want to move around within their own states!!!!! Seven years, five hurricanes, broad-sided by an Escalade, robbed twice, identity stolen twice, and burned out by the mean-spirited population was enough for me. cracks me up. If youre looking for drugs, then youll find it. [CDATA[ This guy has a very short sighted view of diversity. Ivy League universities. Obviously, you must be looking for drugs. says: Jane, your post proves that Elaine is correct. But guess what? Nobody moves fast If you enjoy listening to the lady at the front of the checkout line discuss her entire family with the cashier, this actually wont bother you. Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. I didnt believe it because Ive worked with so many of them and it didnt work. Now if you have no responsibilities and you dont mind going from hostel to hostel then be my guest (not pun intended). Who want to live with boring white toast up north. One economist used an analogy, In the development of Miami, amazing as it has been already, think of it as a teenager compared to what it will become in the next thirty years. So, if you are stuck in a town, county, city, or state elsewhere, with slow or no growth prospects, be assured that Miami will continue to grow economically. // My two options were move into an old town in VA, live with my best friend who moved to NYC two years ago, or come to Miami. I suggest you revise your means of assessing intelligence. My dad was an alcoholic and my mum was a devoted christian she tried all her best to change him but nothing seemed to work. says: Hello Joe Fernandez (5) If you want a child. var output = ''; thank you LORD AGUMA and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds.. Lu ld give anything not to feel like this because right now there IS no way for me to move back and I should be appreciating living in McDonough Georgia which is a beautiful area and has the friendliest people on the planet. The other thing is that studying English is NOT CHEAP. Everyone is playing games and trying to one-up each other. Whenever I try to communicate in Spanish, it is embarrassing getting stuck in mid sentence because I dont remember a particular word in Spanish. The saddest part is.. Ive read a lot and not just hear. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 117';l[21]=' 116';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 114';l[24]=' 105';l[25]=' 112';l[26]=' 115';l[27]=' 114';l[28]=' 101';l[29]=' 107';l[30]=' 114';l[31]=' 97';l[32]=' 112';l[33]=' 111';l[34]=' 100';l[35]=' 111';l[36]=' 100';l[37]='>';l[38]='\"';l[39]=' 109';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 99';l[42]=' 46';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 105';l[45]=' 97';l[46]=' 109';l[47]=' 103';l[48]=' 64';l[49]=' 101';l[50]=' 109';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=' 104';l[53]=' 108';l[54]=' 97';l[55]=' 117';l[56]=' 116';l[57]=' 105';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 105';l[60]=' 112';l[61]=' 115';l[62]=' 114';l[63]=' 101';l[64]=' 107';l[65]=' 114';l[66]=' 97';l[67]=' 112';l[68]=' 111';l[69]=' 100';l[70]=' 111';l[71]=' 100';l[72]=':';l[73]='o';l[74]='t';l[75]='l';l[76]='i';l[77]='a';l[78]='m';l[79]='\"';l[80]='=';l[81]='f';l[82]='e';l[83]='r';l[84]='h';l[85]='a ';l[86]='<'; We are moving to Boston next week. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. } Cubans turned Miami into the international metropolis it is today. 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Meanwhile theres a line of 10 people waiting to order. You probably say that because you surround yourself with idiots. //]]>, my name is Miss Fatima ,i was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Australia for a business trip where he met this girl and since then he hate me and the kids and love her only. (4) If you want to be rich. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Thats just how it goes. Places like that are by rule reserved for real rich American whites and Jews the real SILENT owners of Miami. He laughed and told me that In less than 2 days, my Husband will come back for me again, and that he will restore my womb and i will give birth to children. The one thing I noticed in all these comments was the people that have left Miami and experience something different, all liked the article and thought it was funny and accurate. 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So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. WebDouchebag may refer to: A device used to administer a douche. The exception is drivers. These analyses can be subjective, so take them w/ a grain of salt. You sound like a total reject, Im not sure anyone in Miami or any other city would want to deal with you. Long story short, you pack your rotten luggage with you, and wherever you land, you will still be left with you. says: Very good article. When you get hit by someone who doesnt speak english cause they came straight off the boat and cant read a stop sign. And the stuff about Hispanics is so, so racist. [CDATA[ To the point where they almost run over pedestrians at crosswalks? document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_wlTAKJN8DJ').innerHTML = output; [CDATA[ says: Please anyone reading from this blog can also help me say a louder thanks to this great spell caster,i am here to say a big thanks to Therapist Oniha of the . else output += unescape(l[i]); Ive lived here for 9 of the longest years and its a joke! 4. says: you forgot to mention the exotic pets in Miami that are different from the Northerners petslike pythons and alligators coming in from the Everglades. Arent us second generationers suppoed to be talking English by now? My family lived on 1st Street and 1st Ave and I went to Doughlas and Riverside Elemantary in Little Havana. LOL. Yankee Bound Everyone is short If youre male and over 6 feet tall, you will generally have every guy in the bar trying to fight you by 2 a.m. Along with you, they deserve to win the next Darwin Awards. Yeah Miami has a few dark corners but there no such thing as a PERFECT city. A friend whos lived here his whole life recently told me Youre the only person I know who reads books., 22. I live in Key West, I hate that stupid turquoise highway. [CDATA[ Lita HE ALSO SPECIALIZE IN THE THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS; Our report last week on a meeting to revamp Miami Beachs 41st Street should resonate wherever government decides what an area should be like. CMM There are many parts of Miami Dade, that are full of Caucasians, West Indians..etc. says: Come on all you nay-sayers! They only thing they know how to do is to survive by any means necessary. Miami denizens are rude. Its kinda like the joke, how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Miami- more than most. The Atlanta Hawks will take on the Miami Heat on 3/4/23. CJ Field Thats why, people form the USA, stay out of Miami! Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. Miami is a beautiful city and I would move back there in a second if I could. (12) if your work refuse to pay you, people owing you?. Ive heard that comment from friends, family, here, and tons of other posts from folks in Miami or were there. I rarely respond to comments on this piece, but MAN you hit it head on. says: ..because they dont stand out there. var l=new Array(); says: Nice article / mostly true, Im sure the list is bigger than that. Thanks. 9. If youre a beach bum or an avid scuba diver, snorkeler or boater, you -might- be able to tolerate all the garbage and being drenched in sweat 24/7, even at night. Im counting down the days until I get to move back to Miami! Ghettos @ 15 says: Have you ever heard of people having common courtesy?. I know when you are been asked for space its usually because there is something fishy going on. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_00ZzdltlVd').innerHTML = output; I thought Id stay and go to Heaven from there but alas, it wasnt meant to be. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ One thing to underscore is that there generalities can be applied to a lot places outside Miami so these characteristics are not exclusive to this particular location. The Allstate Insurance Company (NYSE: ALL) today released its seventh annual Allstate Americas Best Drivers Report. The report ranks Americas 200 largest cities in terms of car collision frequency to identify which cities have the safest drivers according to Allstate data. This disambiguation page lists articles associated with the title Douchebag. Complete Fing nescient morons! Makes you itch, burn and shimmy. to my problems. Seriously? Not for me as I enjoy it but my wife does not. Youve insulted way too many people. Dale! [CDATA[ Its a land of low standards, where no one needs to be intelligent, classy or well-mannered. var l=new Array(); Blackford Oakes if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; But if you cant admit things that are wrong with your city, youre living in a dream world. etc. People running late get there by 12:30 am. They do not assimilate they replicate the third world conditions in their homelands that they fleed from. says: mitzi Maybe its just a coincidence that most of the pro-Miami comments on here have the worst grammar and spelling. Miami would then be one of the greatest places to live. Its all good, but diverse is a place like LA, New York, San Fran or Texas, where youve got a solid representation of a lot of ethnicities. says: This guy is a tool and an idiot! I sent Dr. Olly an email on . So after considering this important summations is also reasonable to consider the lack of interest of Americanizing and living the real American life. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I was searching for a good spell caster that can solve my problems. And I love the Cuban culture, adore the beat of the mambo, but find the Miami disambiguation of things overly drenched in its own mojito, ju know, when the prospect of having a dialogue about how things suck is swept under the rug that damn dog from the double-decker condo shit on! Deberas irte a vivir a Marte por ser un inadaptado social.
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